Cast of Friends
Without these friends of mine, my life and this adventure would be much less worthwhile.
GuitarHero – last hope for soulful acoustic singer/songwriters
LazyBoy – laziest and most artistic guy ever
WorkoutHound – only has two desires: buffness and women
StimpPimp – witty computer geek with big aspirations
ObligatedGirl – Ivy League bum with unlimited free time
ShopGirl – fashionable and beach-residing girl of independence
Lefty – gourmet-cooking, karaoke-singing, pretty-boy man-slut
Satan – slick, charming, all-knowing boss/coworker
PoomPoom – grubby, chain-smoking ex-coworker
WrathOfSickness – disgusting, unkempt neighbor
Tiny – actor, bbq’er, and fashionista who epitomizes cool
Ketchup – Camry-driving, angry-drinking coworker
IndustryGirl – untalkative socialite and chronic maven
Chest – mohawked ex-coworker who’s also a sick hip-hop DJ
KoreanGirl – flakey and Korean
Narcissist – overly competitive man of beauty
HairyIndian – resident evil genius of giant proportions
PimpFace – makes pimp faces when dancing with Korean girls
Cast list to be updated as the adventure continues.
Comments
WrathOfSickness, eh? isn't it amazing that he now works out more than I do?
Posted by: House | August 9, 2006 7:01 AM