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Week in Review

Since 30 Day LA is dedicated to be being out and about in the city, there's very little time to blog about it...so, I'll give you just the highlights of each new thing I did in LA, for your reading pleasure.

Day 4
It was a Thursday night filled with Kim Chi, meat, friends and fun. Manna in Koreatown may be one of the few korean restaurants that I know that gives you tons of meat and Kim Chi minus those worthless overly long spoons and metal bowls that you can never pick up if there's hot food in it because the heat will burn your hand. Plus, I got to have dinner with some Hollywood bigwigs. If you ever want to meet the guy from the Axe commercial, I'll have my people call your people.

Day 5
You can't avoid the club scene and booty shorts for too long in LA. So, I got suckered into throwing on a gold dress and platform shoes to party it up with the pretty girls at Sugar. So, before I left for the club, I asked my friend what I should do to make myself more approachable and respected by other Los Angelinos. Her response was to tell people that I was Julia Roberts' nanny. Four years of college, three years of law school, 6 months for passing the Bar and all I had to do to get respect in LA was wipe poop from Julia Roberts' baby's butt. What a City. But it did work, cause after that conversation, I had the confidence I needed to mingle with the clubbing LA crowd...and then I met a dude in porn. Nice.

Day 6
Day 6 was met with trepidation and hesitation after booty shorts and porn stars the night before. But it turned out to be not just fun, but way more fun than I could handle. A few friends invited me out to Citizen Smith where the drinks are stiff and the music is old school rock. The highlight was when I ventured to the bathroom and discovered that the sink had offerings of not just candies of different colors splashed with diry-hand water, but cigarettes! Cigarettes sold by the single!! wow, cause sometimes, after washing your hands, you feel like a smoke. I know I did. A good time was had by all.

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